At the football game Thursday night I thought it would be a nice adventure for Anna and The Abster to sneak to the Booster Club table and buy a little something for their grandmother’s (momma mia) upcoming birthday party. Anna decided on a particular t-shirt and I asked her what size she thought would be appropriate. “Extra-large” she opined. Well, if you know the grandmother in question you know that extra-large is a wild overstatement of her size. I suggested that Anna obtain some better intel about the size.
Anna asked Abs, and she didn’t know either so Anna chalantly asked her grandmother what size t-shirt she wore. Grandmother replied that she sometimes wore a medium or large t-shirt for working.

Operational security prevented me from saying anything in my defense as Anna cupped her hand to her mouth and fake-whispered toward me, clearly implying that she was refuting something that had been my idea, and plenty loud enough for everyone to hear; “large, not extra-large.”
Pwnd.