I had a visit today and after a little discussion I see the error of my ways. I should not have refered to the United States Postal Service as “snail mail”. I was completely wrong and, if anything, the Postal Service represents swiftness and dogged determination. Sorry Lance.

Also today a bunch of us received the inaugural Chief’s Award For Awesomeness Excellence. I didn’t really do anything, but I did show up to help take the credit and shake hands with the Chief. Here’s a picture of how I looked getting my award with the part of me being played by five-time Academy Award nominee Mikey the Spear.