saint-worshipping ninnies

Is This as silly as I think it is, or am I just biased againt saint-worshipping ninnies? Maybe both.
Mrs. Bumper told me about the papist’s search for a patron saint of The Internet last night, but I thought she was just trolling me. The Romish Church could go a long way to establishing some legitimacy by naming Mike Muuss as the official Saint of The Internet, but I’m sure it’ll end up being some long-dead burner of Protestants that has nothing to do with anything. I wonder what The Internet Pope has to say about this.