Shhhh. I’m studying. I got a bit of a late start, but I most likely wouldn’t have gotten much done until close to the deadline anyway. My buddy tells me that promoting is the path to suicide, but I notice that Guys with rank get all the chicks.
I have to be doing something, I guess I might as well be studying.

News through the grapevine is that the city will be taking some legal action regarding my driveway, so if you want to contribute to the legal fund feel free to email me a dollar.

Back to the books.