You may know that due to company policy regarding vacation hoarding, I’ve been forced to take a little time off. Well, I’ve quit shaving and given up all aspects of personal hygiene because I’m working full time on my project to start a cult based on google sets. It’s my feeling that the answers to all of life’s questions can be found through the clever contruction of these sets.

I’m posting this live feed from my cult compound webcam so that my friends will know that I’m alright.