{"id":165,"date":"2007-07-31T03:55:18","date_gmt":"2007-07-31T09:55:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lowdrag.org\/blag\/2007\/07\/31\/american-cheese\/"},"modified":"2007-07-31T03:55:18","modified_gmt":"2007-07-31T09:55:18","slug":"american-cheese","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lowdrag.org\/blag\/2007\/07\/31\/american-cheese\/","title":{"rendered":"American cheese"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve finally suffered at an ignominy worse than the time Margarita&#8217;s Mexican Restaurant on Hwy 29 served The Mrs. and I white rice in our combo platos: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mattselrancho.com\/\">Matt&#8217;s Famous El Rancho<\/a> in <a href=\"http:\/\/flightaware.com\/resources\/airport\/KAUS\">AUS<\/a> served me a pair of potato egg and cheese breakfast tacos with processed &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/American_cheese\">American cheese<\/a>&#8221; product playing the part of cheese. No, it wasn&#8217;t just cheddar in a single-slice configuration, it was disgusting.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve finally suffered at an ignominy worse than the time Margarita&#8217;s Mexican Restaurant on Hwy 29 served The Mrs. and I white rice in our combo platos: Matt&#8217;s Famous El Rancho in AUS served me a pair of potato egg and cheese breakfast tacos with processed &#8220;American cheese&#8221; product playing the part of cheese. No, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-165","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lowdrag.org\/blag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/165","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lowdrag.org\/blag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lowdrag.org\/blag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lowdrag.org\/blag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lowdrag.org\/blag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=165"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/lowdrag.org\/blag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/165\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lowdrag.org\/blag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=165"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lowdrag.org\/blag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=165"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lowdrag.org\/blag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=165"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}