{"id":141,"date":"2005-09-18T03:35:50","date_gmt":"2005-09-18T09:35:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lowdrag.org\/blag\/2005\/09\/18\/bumpers-corollary\/"},"modified":"2005-09-18T03:35:50","modified_gmt":"2005-09-18T09:35:50","slug":"bumpers-corollary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lowdrag.org\/blag\/2005\/09\/18\/bumpers-corollary\/","title":{"rendered":"Bumper&#8217;s Corollary"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bumper&#8217;s Corollary to <a href=\"http:\/\/catb.org\/~esr\/jargon\/html\/Z\/Zawinskis-Law.html\">Zawinski&#8217;s Law<\/a>: All remodeling projects will expand to the point that load-bearing walls are demolished.  <\/p>\n<p> Liberty Hill High School class of 19<i>mumblemumble<\/i> will be holding our <b>*cough*<\/b><sup>th<\/sup> year reunion at (drum roll please) my mummy and daddy&#8217;s house. I suspect invitees know where that is, but you can <a href=\"mailto:mick@lowdrag.org\">email me<\/a> if you don&#8217;t. 1730hrs on 08OCT05. Band geeks: don&#8217;t forget to wear your old uniforms!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bumper&#8217;s Corollary to Zawinski&#8217;s Law: All remodeling projects will expand to the point that load-bearing walls are demolished. Liberty Hill High School class of 19mumblemumble will be holding our *cough*th year reunion at (drum roll please) my mummy and daddy&#8217;s house. I suspect invitees know where that is, but you can email me if you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-141","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lowdrag.org\/blag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lowdrag.org\/blag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lowdrag.org\/blag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lowdrag.org\/blag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lowdrag.org\/blag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=141"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/lowdrag.org\/blag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lowdrag.org\/blag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=141"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lowdrag.org\/blag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=141"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lowdrag.org\/blag\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=141"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}